The first attempt, using olive oil cooking spray.
My bestie told me about a hack that she had seen on the Dr. Oz show to make your nails do a usper dry like they do at the salon, but without the fairly expensive finishing spray to dry your paint. Cooking spray, specifically the kind containing olive oil. I removed all of my old polish with 100% acetone (don't bother with that non-acetone stuff, get the hard s***), clipped and filed down the edges of my nails (and for those of you that don't file, I highly suggest it. Use a medium grain file and file the same direction over all of your nails before painting, you get a nice, even edge, it only takes a minute or two and it's seriously worth the extra effort). I did two coats of colored polish, a coat of glitter and two coats of basic top coat, waiting about 1-2 minutes between coats, let it sit for 2 minutes or so and sprayed my feet with cooking spray. It felt wrong, greasy, and slimy. I waited 2 or 3 minutes for the oil to sink in to my skin and rinsed my feet off in the sink with warm water. The rest of the oil I massaged into my toes for softness sake. To my surprise, after washing off the oil, I found that my nails were smooth and dry, if not neccessarily hard as a rock. I could, however, put my shoes on without fretting about marring my pedicure.
I tried it again at a different time, looking for continuity in my Mythbuster's heart, and found that it does work with other types of cooking sprays, but I would say that the olive oil spray specifically works very well. The second time, I used a canola oil spray. While it worked, I would say that my nails did not feel as hard and dry as they did with the olive oil spray.
Cleaned, filed, painted with polish and two coats of clear polish.
Slightly slimy, yet highly moisturized piggies.
Immediately dry and patriotic pedicure.